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Fauci to recommend ‘flatulence suppressors’ to combat COVID
by Hatrick Penry
In a COVID related press conference, Dr. Anthony Fauci has begun to recommend ‘flatulence suppressors’ to combat the transmission of COVID-19 in light of recent findings regarding the ability of the virus to spread via gaseous expulsions from the human body.
“We have to combat this virus wherever it may be,” said Dr. Fauci at Friday’s press conference, “and in light of recent findings by health officials in Australia, findings that indicate COVID may be transmitted via airborne flatulence, I have no choice but to recommend, no INSIST, that all Americans utilize a ‘flatulence suppressor’. This new and effective device is to be inserted in the anal orifice at all times, blocking the flow of gases carrying the COVID virus. Naturally it is for the protection of others, and any decent, patriotic American should be more than willing to take this new precaution.”
When asked by a reporter “Isn’t this really just a ‘butt plug’?” Dr. Fauci responded: “This is NOT a butt plug, it is a ‘flatulence suppressor’; two totally different things. The flatulence suppressor is a medical device.”
Dr. Fauci went on to say: “I’ll be talking with the President later today in an effort to secure funding for the 332 million suppressors that will be needed for Americans.”
(editors note: this article is satire and not to be taken seriously)
My question is simple: are deaths from acute radiation poisoning and cancer deaths related to fallout from Fukushima being hidden from the American public by labeling those fatalities as a result of COVID?
Consider this quote from March, 2011:
“The symptoms of Acute Radiation Sickness would be just exactly like a terrible flu.” -Colonel Andrew Huff (Armed Forces Radiobiology Research Institute)
Now examine the graph below which shows thyroid cancer incidence in Belarus following the Chernobyl disaster (it ranges from 1986 to 2002):
What we see is that, generally speaking, the cancers related to Chernobyl were beginning to peak around the 10+ year mark. The Fukushima meltdowns occurred on March 11th, 2011. I am writing this article on July 27th, 2021…the math is easy and leads us to conclude that we are now at the ten year mark post Fukushima where illness or cancers related to Fukushima would be most prevalent (10 years out for children, 10-15 years out for young adults and adolescents).
(Below: from the FDA website)
We also know that the PCR test being used to diagnose if a person is/was infected with COVID-19 are in no way reliable. Recently the FDA issued a Class I recall on the PCR test because it simply does not work. Furthermore we now know that these PCR tests could easily give a false positive if the cycles of genetic amplification were run too many times.
(Below: from the FDA website)
How many Americans are suffering from Acute Radiation Sickness or cancer related to Fukushima fallout I do not know but the numbers must be significant.
So again I ask: are deaths from acute radiation poisoning and cancer deaths related to fallout from Fukushima being hidden from the American public by labeling those fatalities as a result of COVID? Does the mechanism for this deception come in the form of the bogus PCR test?